So....You think you have the beating of us, huh?

 

Well, if you really think you're that hot a team - contact us here and we can arrange a "friendly", or, if you merely want to give us some encouragement then drop us a line - we may even respond!

If, for some deranged reason, you want to join this sorry outfit - then drop us a line - we are always on the look out for anyone who can put one foot in front of another and kick a ball (kicking the ball is optional)!

Email Mark Seton, the club secretary, here

Obviously, we can only play out of season, well we have a league position to defend! But, if you think you are good enough (don't fall into the same trap as Front Magazine did) then, come-on, what are you waiting for?