Pre-Match

So - What Goes on before a match I hear you all cry?

Here's an exciting pictorial for you!

Warning - There is a particularly nasty picture towards the bottom - you have been warned!

Rick Murphy - Ace Centre Back - arrives

Damon Lawrence - super striker - considers the prospect of actually passing the football to one of his colleagues (no chance!)

Phil Marshall - Capitano - studies the Dunmow Newsletter for any gratuitous piss taking of his beloved Torquay United

Manager Simon Gypps tries to keep a straight line - difficult after last nights drinking session

Rick and Phil give Gypps and Scudds encouragement as they try to attach the net to the posts

Chris "Carthorse" Riley (75) prepares to take evasive action as Andy Broad (24...stone) and Adam Thurley wrestle with the posts

Kolja Plomp wants to know why the photographer isn't doing his fair share of the work as Marshall perfects the art of sewing nets

"You know, if I were you..." Chris Riley (75) gives young Adam and Andy Net Erection advice

Captain Phil working out the odds on both Dunmow AND Torquay Utd winning on the same day
(roughly 10,000 to 1)

Manager Simon gets to grips with super striker Damon as David Scudds and John Reeves look on

Adam contemplates the art of net erection, where's Riley (75) when you need him!

Kolja can't believe Phil & Andy have got their arses out again!

"You've made such a good job of yours..." Damon tries to get John to clean his boots

James gets some pre-match bevy down him as Adam, Kolja and Andy look on

 

Lots more to come - you can hardly wait can you!