Bad News Time
I've softened you up enough, now for the bad bit!!
We're going to have to put up the weekly subscription for the honour of playing for Dunmow F.C.
To cover the cost of the pitches we need to increase the subs as follows with effect from 12/02/00
Home £4.00
Sub £2.50
Away £3.00
Sub £2.00
The good news is that training on Wednesday evenings at the school will be FREE from 16/02/2000
Meet up at 8.45 - all the press-ups you can handle await you.
Be there or be square!
A New Member of the Junior Supporters League
Congratulations go to Rob and his wife Louise on the birth of their new baby boy Elliot Anthony. Another disillusioned Sunderland fan in the making no doubt. Mind you, being born in Essex he's bound to be a scum (sorry, Manchester United) fan isn't he!
The team did feel that Rob was taking the piss on the day of the young lads birth. Born at midday so Rob could easily manage the 2 hours of leisurely travel to the Paddocks at Bishop's Stortford and gone through the weekly humiliation that is playing footy with the lads - and he chooses to stay away - disgraceful!
Canny Lad probably!
Competition Time
It's multiple choice time
How many cars are Damon and Martin going to go through this month?
A) 4 (highly unlikely)
B) 12 (that's more likely)
C) They've just bought shares in a scrap yard
D) Gates have run out of courtesy cars
Answers on a postcard...
This is Your Newsletter
You think you can do so much better don't you?
Well scribble it out on the back of an old fag packet, or type it up as a Word Pro or Word thingamajig and I'll faithfully reproduce your muses in the next issue (if there is one!).
Rick - An Appeal
It came to the writers notice (quite forcibly over a couple of pints in The Cricketers) that our Star Midfielder and tiptop trainer Rick (15 Credibility Street) is a little bit miffed.
Seems, despite another awe-inspiring game at SmithKlines - no bugger voted for him as Man of the Match!!
This will not do - get those votes and pints of Guinness in at once...
Or he'll do a Beckham!
